The Importance of Showering

In the east coast specifically it's so humid in North Carolina you kind of have to shower every day because you're just caking on the sweat. I feel like your skin is dry. You're calling me dry? I'm saying that you're moisturizing to make up for the fact that you're dry. But my beard has been getting bigger and I've not been doing anything about it. Also my hair is getting longer and I am thinking about keeping it. Soap on your pits and bits. All they do is produce stink. Parts of your bodies that just make stink. They are your exhaust pipes. That's what they do. It's time to go to the stink factory