How Much Shet Can the Yankees Fokan Get Away With?

"I've completely enjoyed every second of it," he says. "It's like i got another five years to just sort of watch you, which is kind of sad... I don't give a fock about baseball anymore." The Red Sox and Yankees have been at odds for 86 years over who should get the best free agent contracts. But this time they're working together on one big-money deal.