How to Clean a Microphone

I once played a few days after another band played there and they were infamous for putting the mic up their bum. Can a microphone go through a dishwasher? I don't think so. Have you seen Broad City? One, two, and three are the ones that I would recommend. And then when three, she puts somebody's dildo in the dishwasher. Oh, those should be dishwasher safe. 100%. How else are you cleaning those? Hands?