
Ep. 134 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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I've Been Sleeping With Breathi Strips, and This Nose Just Closes
I would like to be on tinder, just to see who i could fuck. I've been doing a lot of bench press lately. It's fuckin ab tras. Hey, will you build me a tender profile? H, that's ally a bad idea. Right now, it's cool. I to a tender profile to find out who i could sleep with. But they're al going to recognize you. You don't have to do any of this. Why? Came to a lots of bench preslyy round your nipples, right? Yes. And you have a forty four inch waist and a forty eigght inch. Lly. And then in a few weeks
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