The Dick Goes Past His Knees

There's always one on the side where it's like grow your dick eight inches in eight minutes. I'm starting to think it might be fake Maybe he's got terrible balls. His x-ray was like wire thin and out of nowherelike yeah, cuz I don't understand how that works Like if you take an x-ray or something But it's not a bone it's not gonna come out like a muscle, but it looks like it was I can't even describe it's like a thing of salami. Why is this guy gonna make up a lie like this? He can get a job as a greeter at Walmart. Let's be serious. You gotta stock.