Wade Wins in Round One

Mark: "I'm good with having to wipe so that no one is there when I'm sad after my poop is gone" Wade: "Would you prefer to find out that your parents? Pay all of your friends to like you or pee out a small worm every time you go to pee?" Mark: "If I piss it out worms, I could be dirt poor, filthy rich. At least if my parents can afford to pay for my friendships, at least I'm making goddamn bank."