Dude, I'm a Dude!

I had a slut battle. I was making fun of Hooters Waitresses. They are like SEAL Team Six. Now, Hooters sluts rule. It must be so sick to work in the kitchen. Do we still do like swimsuits or sports illustrated? Must be the Miss January Stochow X-rated reality show. The Scout Combine is all about men and women transitioning into an male dominated world. That's why I watched it on ESPN... See the fucking bomb spexand running in your sweatpants? You're like one wide receivers bulge into sweatpants! And dude, that'd be my kind of date with Marilyn Manson. If you didn't keep a crucifix on