The Only Way You Can Save Money Today, Bayliff Jesse Thorn

Bayliff Jesse Thorn, please swear them in. Jonathan and Cat, please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling? Yes. The only way you can save money nowadays is to stop listening to podcasts. If I offered you 20,000 pounds for every podcast that stopped, would you really tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many podcasts you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Don't be so melodramatic. Look at all those podcasts down there. Tell me, would you feel any pity if any one of those podcasts stopped moving forever?