#276 - King Vinegar, Precinct Penchants and the Magic of Chiles
Elis James and John Robins
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Ellis and John's Petty Parliaments
Send in your scripts for Ellis and John's petty parliaments. Send them to bbc.co.uk and your episode might feature next week. We are the spoon that disrupts coffee with the sugar of debate, but then stir it using our minds and mouths to create a lovely sweet drink. Our first law today is: You can actually ask to use the toilet, bore off. The punishment for any WC gatekeepers is they themselves much must purchase from the fridge in their own home every time they need to evacuate. It should be my rights to evacuate free of charge. Even if I didn't buy something, why does it matter? Statistically, I'm probably be back here
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