The Champions Festival in Istanbul

We left at quarter to five and we got to the Ataturk at quarter to seven. The toilets were a collection of caravans, like RVs, that had between five and six cubicles or urinals inside them. There was massive queues of women waiting for these toilets because they just wouldn't know when they were near enough of them. One woman who'd waited for an hour and burst into tears because she was so desperate for the toilet at the time that they got there. We then went to the bar and managed to buy one beer, and as soon as we bought that one beer, they said, that's last orders, and this was still three hours before kickoff.