Fock Off the Job!

"Where i come from, we don't let anybody talk tis like that. So the tos of er wickin, like nose to nose, and i'm like, i'm a focking actor, no, a focking soldier. Fock off," he says. "And then the fields ar firn, the 50 cows are all like, licking over the shoulder." He adds: 'Its oin my heart. And my heart's pounding. I'm going thar'