Do You Hate Earwicks?

i've mentioned it before, but it's ridiculous how many har fockand grips there are in our house. You can find them all round other people's houses and expect themt to either throw them away or use them for something. Anyway, i did this, slid it out of my teeth and put it in my hair. I felt something in my tooth. Oh god, it was sticky. It was tangy. O jesus, it was yoax. After gagging and questioning my life choices, i immediately brushed my teeth and asked my boy friend why the fook there was earwicks on my hair grips. To which he replied, his dad darg his