Ricky Statsky's Career Numbers Are Fucking Bananas

As time went by, his peers became announcers and coaches, but Ricky is still playing. His rep went from being a moody guy and unprofessional to like quirky Ricky. Part of that is because all of those old white curmudgeon guys were leaving the game. Also, his career numbers are fucking bananas. Like, he's so good. And people don't understand how he's still playing. They cannot believe it.