The Unluckiest Person in the World

You have to physically hold him back from retrieving his double ladder. Have you seen how they work? Yes, I am aware of how a double ladder works. Do you reckon like a double ladder is one of those sort of qualifications for being an old man? The day you think, do you know what I need? I need to go and buy a double ladder. That day you know that you're an old man. You look at the sofa and you look at the price tag and instead it says 999 in your life. Can you imagine that?