Is There a Second Floor in the Barn?

We are in a hearthless barn. Here's what we're going to do. I suggest we throw cuty pie out of slikin dor window, but with a blash of hay at the bottom,. So she lands ol we tell her, before brokeer fall, and then we get the shilling. That's a bad idea because cats always fall. Always land on their feet. Everyone knows that we're not going to get any credit for saving her. Natural feet skills are goig togve her that credit. On the other hand, what other ways might we get some chilly other than endangering huty pie? Is there?