Dolly Parton's New Television

Life in severe county, tennessee is a fucking grind. But the grind also pulls the community closer gether. People literally carry water for each other. They send their older kids to harvest each other's fields. Now imagine you're one of dolly parton's ten siblings. You've been pulling double duty on the dirt harvest since little miss fabulus disappeared to sing in knoxville. Here she comes in totally fabulous make up, looking like a technicala barby with a television y. I mean, i'd suggest she stopped carrying that t v everywhere, but i'd be happy for her. Those guns got to come from somewhere.