The New King and Queen of America

We should have a monarchy of a king or queen that is like chanbut it's not eternal. We just essentially elect the number one and two biggest male and female celebrity to be king and queen of america. Meanwhile, our actual elective positions are chosen by sortion in which people are chosen at random to fill spit seats over a given amount of ti. And that governing is actually carried out by permanent bureaucracies overseen by a rotating cast of essentially jury duty citizens. But then there are still elections for our lovely, beloved, awesome, beautiful king and queen that went out a lot of passion into.