The Legend of David Copperfield

Do you know that the lights and colors of the empire state building are different every night? Donald won't stop bragging about the amazing sleep he's been having on his new helix mattress. Did AT&T and Verizon lure you in with a fancy phone offer then lock you into a three-year device contract? That doesn't happen at T-Mobile with Go 5G plus Wait, who let the T-Mobile guy in here? We usually read the ads ourselves. When we come back we will finish up an episode of scrubs that Donald is not in.