Hypnotizing Your Weight of Millions

My nephew. He has this thing now where he holds out his hand like baby Yoda and he says, by the power of the moon, I hypnotize you. The last time he was over here, he hypnotized me and told me to pick up a watermelon that was on the counter. And then he told me my order. Cut it and serve it to me. How old is he now? Four. It was like a really clever way to ask for a snack. So of course I did. This is ridiculous crime. A podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists, and cons. Always 99% murder-free and 100% ridiculous.