The Importance of Prostitutes

"I woke up and a girl had written. Have you ever been tested? Oh, no, she wrote," he says. "And now that I think about it, she did have a dick." He recalls going to an old school bar in Pasadena with his friends where they'd play Van Halen on the jukebox from their phones. The man who once made 150 bucks a day by playing Journey's Happy 100 times a day is still alive today.