Do You Really Want to Have a Fuck?

This guy is trying to skip all the commin attractions, get right to the chase. Since i'm kind of easy and i like to have a good time, i think i trained him not to try. He's paranoid someone is watching, slash, recording us while we're fucking. I feel he's blowing it out of proportion. Anyw how do i convince him that nobody gives a fuck about our sex lives?