Ted Cruz Fucks a Lukewarm Can of Soup?

I'm on record that I think if you are a federal level politician in the United States and elected, you should be filmed at all times. You want just enough people to make really good supercuts of everyone in Congress pooping. As a part of the hacker community, there will be hackers who develop technology to give you push notifications to your phone every time your favorite politician peeps. And it'll slip fast. Yeah. Or like the Ted Cruz is fucking Cam. And everyone can know. Do I want to see Ted Cruz? Oh, no. He's just making love to a can of lukewarm soup. No, he could imagine just for everyone listening. That's what