Introduction

"I'm just allergic to them. There's tons of tarantulas," Tom Saguara says about his Arizona home. "They're like, d'you know, it's mating season... And the thing is going like, they want one foot every two minutes ... I got, what is he sprinting towards someone to have sex with? Cause, see, talk about the slow plays." Danny Johnson said he wrote his whole act in one night when he was 'fucking up something'