The Egg Tray

It's very violent for a kid. But that's why I always say that it's funny is that not just because everyone has to do it. Like Alfie Brown, great comedian, great guy, pointed out in his stand-up routine about, you must shit. It's also funny because it's the fact of something shooting out of your body that was inside it and is solid. The egg tray. In my first year at Oxford I lived in college. My room was at the top of a gothic tower because as you boys know, when you're at Oxford you get to live in Hogwarts. Protected as I was by a steep stone spiral staircase. For a few