Wheat and Wheat by Products - The City Council Declares an Emergency

The city council is officially putting night veil under an emergency state due to the ongoing and life threatening wheat and wheat by products situation. Any one who has come into contact with wheat andWheat should consider themselves infected and proceed to the usual quarantine area just behind the playground in mission grove park, there to spend the rest of their days in quiet contemplation and weaving. Everyone else should head immediately to the wheat and Wheat By Product shelter that has been sitting unused for decades under the public library. May you be strong and flexible with ruddy sand legs like tree trunks. And now the weather cigarette burn torever.