The Happiest Ending I Got for You, Dan.

Jeffrey Epstein has, of course, continued to fight his accusers in court over dozens of lawsuits across the last several years. There is currently a pending suit in Florida that seeks to throw out the entire non-prosecution agreement against him. Alexander Acosta was in line to become the new attorney general and then people made a big fuss out of him letting this serial pedophile off. And that's a bummer for him and his family of goblins.