YE Older Men Love That, I Don't Think My Dad's Ever Hosed

When you turn 50, that your driver just needs to be hosed. Older men love that. Looks like an italian thing. Don't thing my dad's ever hosed or drov wit ahy. So this is the brain washed ma'm the be pain in the ass. I've checked and i cannot find any different groups in our area. My husband says it's wrong of me to make him quit. But he's seven. Isn't my job to teach him morals? I'm so torn what to do. He supposed to go to the fourth of july parade, but i have no desire to celebrate America right now.