Toby price, an assistant principal at an elementary school in mississippi, read a book called i need a new butt to children. Later that day, on march second, the district superintendent, delisia martin, coldman your office, told him he was on administrative leave. Mister price said he was fired two days later, accused of violating the standards of conduct section of the mississippi educator coderthat now they'd probably think it's a trans book in Mississippi. But you got to but ta. God gave you transpeople even getin new buts.
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