The New Prime Minister

I want you to know how sad i am to be giving up the best job in the world, but them's the brakes. And our brilliant and darwinian system will produce another leader equally committed to taking this country forward through tough times. I have found so many people possessed of such boundless british originality, and so willing to tackle old problems in new ways that even if things can sometimes seem dark now, our future together is golden. Thank you all very much.