Is He Your Keeper or Your Boyfriend or Something?

"I was about to bark yes, sweep Jen away from these scumbags and make sure we both got home safe and sound," she says. The next half an hour or so felt unreal. I wallowed in my misery while grazing on my nachos and sipping at any drink that was within arm's reach." "A man lying on the floor, the bartender pressing a rag down on his throat ... Was he strangling him? People weren't stopping him and they were shouting for an ambulance to be called"