The Power of Saying Fucked Up Things

"I fully wholeheartedly regret saying a lot of things that I was in my twenties," he says. "It's just that our shit's on a mic." He has about 60 stories from his 10,000-hour talk show career which he pulls out when he gets stuck or doesn't know what to say. The actor would love for Natalie Portman to do Tiger Valley with him.