Fucking Sneakers - What Happens When an Old Fuck Goes Off?

"I just realized I'm older than most of the coaches in the NFL," he says. "There was a bunch of fucking assholes on eBay, you know, those cuts that stand in line ... and they go in and they buy every sneaker in there so it sells out" He adds: "So when an old motherfucker like me goes online... what do I gamble? Fucking wide right."