The Russian Circus Bear

There was a small shooting a fray on Fifth Avenue near Kushman Street yesterday between Miss William Taylor and Miss Ray Ward, both of whom reside in that neighborhood. The trouble was caused over the ownership of two dogs that were then in Miss Taylor's possession. So the one lady was like, you stole my dog. I'm going to shoot you. There you go. And then we'll finish the story in three pages. Do you see how we do it over here? Yeah. We need a little more murky stuff to kind of fog up what happened. Sorry. Two mammals stuck in room.