Introduction

In the mid sixth century, an Irish priest named Colombo was cavorting around Scotland. He came upon a riverbank where locals were burying a small child. The locals told Colombo the boy had been swimming in the river when a water monster bit him and then apparently just left him for dead. But yay did Saint Colombo hold up his holy hand and make the sign of the cross. And he spake unto the beast, think not to go further, nor touch thou the man. Quick! Go back!