The Greatest Footballer Never to Have Played Football

This is ridiculous crime. The podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons. It's always 99% murder free and 100% ridiculous. This one reminded me of your guy at Tilla Ambrose. He was not good at ice hockey, but yet he was a professional. Right. You'll notice broad brushstrokes of similarity in this story. Okay. Now I'm all smooth brain. No, right. Welcome to my world. Oh, man. What have you got a second? Of course. I've got a story for you. Yes, please. I'm so ridiculous. I like mad ridiculous. Yeah. And this one, he's kind of in a