Is Your Oxi Put a Good Idea?

From front of nose to back to rear of oxi putt, I'm unusually long. It's a bit like the shape of a tic-t, a massive fleshy tic-Tac. A bit like the yard for this podcast, the kind of bean version of your head. Just maintain my figure, really. Mine, you know. We don't want that body changing too, exactly. So... Well, yeah, you want to look like a big lump of ice cream with two toothpicks sticking out. Or ET after a binge. Puffy, it's like the puffy hung over ET. The arrows are your arms, if you were waving.