The Worst Bus in South America

The worst bus I traveled on was named something silly and feminine like La Cristabella or whatever. It lurched and shook for four hours straight, whilst going up and down these winding mountainous roads. At one point we come around this tight corner way too fast, only to see a bus coming down the mountain at us at breakneck speeds. The other bus managed to slow down enough to come to a complete stop, just feet away from us. But even more surreal when the drivers got out all aggressively, presumably to fight each other, they must have recognized each other because they were hugging and shaking hands moments later.