Jeff's Burnt Hands

Alex Swartzon is playing a 50-year-old man with the intelligence of a 16 year old man. There's a photo of Swartzon's head photoshopped onto John Cena's body on his computer for some reason. Next day at work shows Jeff his burned hands. Let me guess, was your dick on fire? Batter. Jane finishes first level last night. Alex hasn't done anything yet. He lies says his roommates did that. They tied him up right before he was going to scream for the police. I was like one of those calves at the rodeo all helpless. God, suck it. Fucker ass fuck.