The Crucifixion Soundscape

The headmaster would then appear from the double doors at the back of the assembly hall dressed in a torga slash nappy hybrid barefoot and bare chested. He wore a long brown wig and a beard and a thorned crown and carrying a large wooden cross on his shoulders. Two teachers would then mime hammering in nails And it says in brackets of course accompanied by sound effects courtesy of the crucifix count soundscape while the headmaster cried.