Satirical Commentary on Dating and Social Media Reactions

Speaker 37: [00:00:00] Liberal women are already fantasizing about how they'll be, quote unquote, reduced to breeding machines under the glorious Trump Reich.

This seems like a fetish. They're into this. I don't know what to do. I might wake up tomorrow to no rights

Speaker 40: reduced to a berating machine.

Speaker 37: Oh, I hope a Republican strong man doesn't come and take me to the breeding pen.

Speaker 39: Yeah, it's

Simone Collins: they want it. They want it so fricking bad. And I wouldn't say that if I didn't vehemently believe that that was the case, but I read. D*****s romance novels. I know what women are into

Would you like to know more?

Speaker 37: Hello, Simone. Today, I'm excited to be bringing you amazing news. I am so sorry that we have been absent since the election, but I was taking a mental health day due to the state of ecstasy I was in when we won the Senate. We won the popular vote. We probably won the house.

Speaker 45: [00:01:00] I'd like to make a noise complaint. You're so fine, you're so fine,

Speaker 37: And

I have just been all day today watching videos of progressives crying about losing

Speaker 36: I go from hysterically crying one minute over the pain of this situation. Oh my god! Oh my god! Yes! Yes! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott. Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.

Speaker 38: now hE's f*****g president.

Speaker 41: Oh my god!

Speaker 28: Off.

I can't

Speaker 26: believe

Speaker 42: believe Trump's actually

Speaker 41: gonna win this f ing day! Oh Jesus Christ! I'm so pissed off! F F F Goddamn! No! No! No! Why?! Why?! Why?! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm, yummy![00:02:00]

Speaker 36: Yummy again! I'm sorry!

Speaker 42: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Hope your day gets better.

Speaker 41: Shut

Speaker 38: Positive energy.

Speaker 41: What's up? You do not understand English!

Speaker 37: because look, we had people's like when you were out working at election day get people to key our car on both sides, by the way, Simone, in, in, in multiple areas, they're just like, yeah, we're going to like, and I love that I know this person is right now writhing in pain

but what we are going to take this episode to do is go through not just the videos of progressives crying about this that particular form of pornography, I guess I'd call it. One of my favorite was one and one progressive was like, I'm going to kill myself if Trump

and then somebody else goes, we'll make sure to post it. So I have something to goon to. Basically that means masturbate [00:03:00] too. But we'll be going over other memes. I mean we can start by talking about like this video here

Speaker: This is all a prank, right? Like, like we're just gonna wake up tomorrow morning and everything's gonna go back to the way it like it'll all it'll be a psych it'll be like a really bad dream and none of this will ever happen, right? Like it'll be like the first time and then we're all gonna pull through fine in four years.

Correct? Please? Someone tell me? I can

Speaker 2: tell you one thing right now, marriage is the farthest thing from on the table, currently. So, they really, they screwed the pooch on that one. If they thought that any of this was gonna actually help with the whole family and kids department, and, and lowering birth rates, because that, nah.

Nuh not even. Any semblance of thoughts I had, or hope for that, is completely gonna be a no thanks from me, love. You think I would ever even dare bring a child into this country now? It was rough before, now? No. That's cute. And the men, don't even give No, don't even get me [00:04:00] started about dating. But think, I was still entertaining a few moderates here and there, sometimes.

No, honey, no. Not even close. That's never Goodbye.

Simone Collins: Oh because they were going to do that otherwise.

Speaker 37: Yeah, it's like, yeah, we're, we don't want you. I, I, this is one of the things where like, progressives are like, ha, ha, ha, we had a vasectomy van outside of our own DNC event this year. And I'm like,

Simone Collins: ha, ha, ha, we're genociding our own people. Ha ha

Speaker 37: ha. Imagine if some other group drove that out to like a, let's say like a native American tribal council and somebody drew of effect to me, ban to give to me is to anyone who wants, you'd be like, Oh, that's horrifying.

Why would you do that? But you are cheering, doing it to your own people. Okay. But don't expect me to care. You know, this is the, you seem vile. You have saved a man. Oh my God. I have to play the video here of the woman who is just like randomly screaming at her boyfriend because it's the New York girl and she found out her [00:05:00] boyfriend voted for Trump.

Speaker 39: Oh,

Speaker 37: and everyone's like, oh my God, this guy saved his life by not staying with this woman.

Speaker 33: STUPID F*****G W***E! SO I'LL JUST SHUT THE I'LL JUST SHUT THE F**K UP FOR GOOD NOW, HUH? YEAH, YOU F*****G WANT THAT? YEAH? WE ARE F*****G OVER! YOU F*****G D*****S! I HOPE THAT YOU CHOKE ON A PIECE OF CONCRETE AND LITERALLY GO TO HELL. I will see you in f*****g hell, you f*****g a*****e, you f*****g liar, you f*****g manipulator, you goddamn wish you would've played your cards right with me, you F*****G A*****E!

Speaker 35: Yeah.

Simone Collins: Yeah. Bullet dodged. I think the problem though, is many stays, especially young men are struggling to find. Young women who

Speaker 37: I don't think that's true. You were [00:06:00] progressive when I met you and you basically immediately capitulated on all those views when they were put to sunlight.

A lot of women do that. They don't hold. I

Simone Collins: guess that's to a young man with social skills. So that's a, you know, big, if it's difficult. Here's what I want to say though, on election day, on election day, one of the polling places where I stayed for a while was on a college campus. Okay. And it was the best place to be.

It was, there were so many young people voting Republican or just voting open mindedly. It was amazing. Like older adults. Yeah. Because they're at pretty much every polling station in our district, there's a Democrat table and there's a Republican table and they're handing out sample ballots in there to talk with anyone who wants to talk.

And it was really. Not fun in a Democrat dominated district to stand at these Republican tables in most of the polling places. And [00:07:00] yeah, my, our car was keyed at one of them because people are so hostile toward Republicans. On this college campus, students are walking up, they're talking, they're happy that they're not looking at you like you're a dehumanized monster.

It was amazing. And it gave me so much hope because even, yeah, like to your point, young It was definitely mostly young men who were coming up to the Republican table. I'm not going to lie. But everyone seemed a lot more open minded and it gave me hope that at least younger generations aren't as politically ossified and polarized as we might be led to believe.

Speaker 37: Well, one of the things that we're going to be talking about is, is every younger generation recently, it's gotten more and more conservative. The, the, the young people, America is moving more conservative. And not only that. Even young women? Yeah, even young women. If you look at this election cycle versus last election cycle,

Speaker 25: So you asked, are there any places that the vice president is overperforming Joe Biden in 2020? So we could show you that as well. We just bring that out here. Harris overperforming 2020. [00:08:00] Holy smokes. There you go. So let this go away and see if there's anything on the east side there. Literally nothing, literally nothing, literally not one county.

Speaker 37: Emily did not do better than Biden in a single state.

In fact, she only did better in, I think it was 36 counties in the entire country,, so in every single domain, they are doing worse than they did historically. But let's go to the memes. And one of the first ones that I think you'll notice here is why, like a lot of people, like, Oh my God, there's been a 25 point change in Hispanic voting and a lot of, and we did an episode on why minorities are leaving the Democrats.

And I think we immediately see what we've always seen. said is that the Democrats were always the party of racism. They just hold themselves and somehow brainwashed a few idiots that they weren't. And if you look at the way that they're responding to the fact that they still have the majority of the vote in a lot of these communities, but they don't have a super majority of the vote.

So how do they [00:09:00] react? Okay here is a

rUnethicalLifeTips post on Reddit that got 7. 5 thousand upvotes. Okay, so this isn't like a, a controversial Dems are like, yeah, this is a good idea. It was two thousand comments on how this can be done. So the person said, I have a neighbor who's a huge MAGA fan, he's a Mexican American, and his two parents are here illegally, and I live with him.

How could I go about reporting him and having him deported? I'm in Florida. You know, oh, oh, here's another one by Greg Hartfield with all the the flags, around his profile. F**k Latinos and Arabs, by the way, Arabs voted majority for Trump. There, I said it. I hope you all get deported and banned.

Basically they're saying that we were just using you to win elections, but I hate you and I think you should be a second class citizen. Well, that's what I've really come to hate about the Democrat party is I'm realizing more and more as we look into the [00:10:00] history and their actual policies and what they're saying and doing.

Simone Collins: Is they never really did try to help these groups. They basically just said, we speak for you. We are your party. They sort of tried to own them, but they did nothing to help them. What a great point. Yeah.

Speaker 37: This is why everyone says you're the smart one, Simone.

Simone Collins: No, this is just the conclusions of our podcast conversation.

So not. Doing anything novel, but I'm loving these memes you share.

Speaker 28: What the hell? You cannot be serious. How did I wake up to this garbage as my president? That's right, garbage.

I went to bed last night and she was ahead. I woke up to this mess. Freakin nightmare! These

freaks of nature that call themselves Trump supporters. I can't believe people of color, people of color, actually voted for him. How does that happen? What, does he pay them? I'll give you some money if you [00:11:00] vote against your own people.

Who does that?

Simone Collins: I'll go over this series of tweets.

Speaker 37: Man, f**k you all. I ain't defending you all no more. If you're Hispanic and you voted for Trump, I hope your illegal family members get deported. That cousin needing to escape Mexico and South A, I hope they can't run away from danger they're trying to escape from.

Basically, I hope your cousin dies. Yeah. Wow. And you voted for Trump, I hope you get pulled over, because they're gonna kill you, and get away with it.

And poor people who voted for Trump, I hope you go homeless, and get beaten up by police, and they'll get away with it. And women who vote voted for Trump. I hope your baby dies in your womb.

Simone Collins: This sounds so much like the general hate mail that we get personally, that I'm realizing there's just this.

Round of default attacks that a lot of progressives can't even be creative in the way that they express their hate

Speaker 37: Well, no, they just have so much hatred for [00:12:00] minority and women's so much And it comes through the moment. They think they cannot adopt these people's identity and use them to maintain control over others

Simone Collins: Yeah, yeah.

Yeah

Speaker 37: Well, here's a great another one here, right? So, this one here got tons of retweets You What if we rounded up all the suspected white domestic supremacist terrorists and took their kids with them and put them in camps and molested them and starved them. Just curious.

Simone Collins: Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Just curious.

Speaker 37: Whole anti Latino thing is like actually really big. So here's just a series of reddit posts on this. I know this is going to sound racist, but Latinos f*****g disgust me Latino men. And this is a separate one Latino men and their f*****g machismo. Next one. Latinos aren't immune from becoming f*****g idiots.

Next f*****g Latino men. LOL. Next one. I'm going to f*****g laugh at all Latinos who voted for Trump when he starts mass deportation and separating families. Next one, bro. Latinos don't give a [00:13:00] f**k. Once they get their documents. Also, they are religious, heavily against abortion and drugs. The mask is off.

It is so

Simone Collins: clear. Wow. Just, the funny thing is, I just don't see conservatives doing this. Conservatives

Speaker 37: just don't. They don't turn on anyone when they get elected or lose an election. They don't do that.

Simone Collins: Well, they, you know, have they lost the election? I think they'd be really concerned about election integrity and they'd be talking about the deep state.

Oh, really?

Speaker 37: Hold on. I got to share with you a little graph. Okay. You guys can look it in and draw inferences.

Simone Collins: Oh.

Speaker 40: Ha.

Speaker 37: Ha. Ha. Ha. Is right. Now you can read these tweets from Dems about it.

Ha. Ha. Right? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Simone Collins: But anyway, we'll just say preemptive preventative action taken.

Speaker 37: People put on a condom this time, let's put it that way.

Simone Collins: Yes, they use protection.

Speaker 37: Right, so now I'm going to talk about a separate [00:14:00] phenomenon.

So the first phenomenon we're talking about is how quickly the Dems became super racist. The next phenomenon we're talking about is Democratic women keeping Democratic men from sleeping with them over this election result. Which one is effing insane. The Trump has no choice. He even said he would veto if it was passed a national abortion ban.

Simone Collins: Yeah. Well, and the, for, for progressives, the silver lining of this election was that something like seven States enshrined protections for abortion and their constitution. So abortion is now, as of this election. More enshrined and safe in the United States than it was before the election. So what are you complaining about people?

You have a president who promised to not enact a national abortion ban. And you have basically a broad voter support for abortion rights.

Speaker 37: And a video for one of the progressives whining about losing where she's like, well, and you have [00:15:00] taken away women's rights. And what she means from the perspective, I think most sane people is the right to kill children because they want these super late stage abortions.

Simone Collins: That's what really gets me is it. I do actually feel pretty uncomfortable about some of the Like a sort of free, get out of jail, free abortion cards being handed out. Because again, I mean, at the very least there has to be legislation about pain management. You are euthanizing humans in this case. And, and, Oh,

Speaker 37: well, the fact that they use pain management when they plan the baby to come to term, but when they're going to abort them, they don't show

Simone Collins: really gets me.

They're just like,

Speaker 37: and this is normal was in these two categories, right? We're going to save the baby after what is it? 15 weeks, 12 to 15

Simone Collins: weeks. Yeah.

Speaker 37: You typically use pain management, but they don't use it for abortion is absolutely horrifying. It's monstrous. Yeah. But then you have these individuals who are like, oh, you've taken away my rights to kill children.

[00:16:00] What I really get the vibe that they don't realize they're giving off is a Southerner who during the slave owning period that just had a law passed. It was like, you can't beat your slave. It's like, they've taken away my right to beat my slaves.

Speaker 40: You're my property. What?

What? You're stepping on my right. Don't tread on me, my slaves, my property, I can

Speaker 37: do

Speaker 40: what I want.

Speaker 43: To kill my mom. She's my mom. I can do whatever I want with her. It's more important I live the way I want. She isn't an object you can own, she's a human being. . Ow! Heya! Ow, she's making you suffer! Eh, maybe all these changes are good for me. Maybe the world doesn't revolve around me.

Maybe the world doesn't revolve around me.

Speaker 44: Blegh, blegh, blegh, blegh. The, the, the Where does it revolve around me?

Speaker 37: And they don't realize [00:17:00] how f ing horrifying this comes off to people who are like, Bro, but you know slaves are human. Like, you know that, like, fetuses that have, like, full neural development are definitely human, right?

Like, you're mad that we're not letting you kill human, right? You get that. We're on the same page here?

Okay, good. Alright, but let's talk about them denying sex to their own kind, which I effing love.

Speaker 9: If you are a man, I will not be talking to you. I am going to be promoting the ForB movement. I

F**k you! Women, f*****g stop dating men, stop having sex with men, stop talking to men. Divorce your husband, leave your f*****g boyfriends, leave them. They don't give a s**t about you. And I promise you, come over to this side, I will bake cookies, I will shave your head if you want me to,

Speaker 37: Okay, so. Here's the Reddit thread right here. I'm not even sure I'm gonna have sex with my left leaning husband after this [00:18:00] election.

Just in case. Yep, my boyfriend isn't getting any for a while and he's left leaning as they get. This is a men's issue and men failed us again. Yeah,

 Oh, here's another one. Not even just conservative men. If they can't explain in detail, all caps, their exact understanding of less leaning policies and how they agree it, then cut them out of your life entirely. What?

Speaker 27: I'm done. I'm done. This is a message to anyone who follows me.

If you voted for Trump, unfollow me and block me. If you didn't vote, unfollow me and block me.

Speaker 37: How toxic are these people? Exactly this. If they don't have disgust on their face when you mention conservative politicians, they support them. At this point, any men, they don't deserve the all women do for them. It's really times like these, I'm glad I'm a lesbian.

Simone Collins: To a certain extent. [00:19:00] Again, this is one of those situations of, okay, you go do you these these just are thoroughly unpleasant people who send hateful messages and seem deeply unhappy and

Speaker 37: this is the thing about men who like pretend to be progressive to get pussy, right? Like, It's, it's, it's not good. It

Simone Collins: is, it

Speaker 37: is, it is strange.

Let's say the strange is strange. You are locking yourself in for a miserable experience. It is not worth it. You do not want to breed with these women. You do not want to have kids with them. You do not want to. And speaking of breeding, I love this one from zero HP Lovecraft, by the way. I hope we get him on the show sometime if anyone knows him, tell them to reach out to us, because I want to chat with him. But anyway, one person tweets, Women need to stop dating and having sex with men immediately.

And I'm not even joking or being dramatic in the slightest. And then he says, Time's up, Foyd. Feminist Noid, that [00:20:00] means. Report to the Mar a Lago breeding pens by 7am on November 8th with proof of fertility. Failure to comply will result in immediate deportation to Haiti.

Speaker 40: Can we, can we do the Mar a Lago breeding pens, Simone?

Speaker 37: What? Oh god. I really want that to be a thing, like when you're, when you're on the streets and somebody's like attacking you for being a Republican, you can be like, report to the Mar a Lago breeding pens by 7am November

Speaker 39: 8th. Oh boy.

Speaker 37: That, I mean, that's really what they're acting like is going to happen.

Oh, here's another one. Time for four years of celibacy. This is on two X chromosomes, ladies get off the dating apps, no more sex, no more pregnancies. The val of celibacy starts now. Drop your partner if they can't respect your celibacy. They're

Simone Collins: acting as though they were having sex before. I'm not, this is so bizarre.

Here's the thing. In the end, we're seeing a lot of freak out, [00:21:00] right? But we have given a lot of progressives exactly the gift that they need for four years, because they cannot really be their full selves if they're not a victim, if they don't have an enemy. And I think that the past four years have been a big struggle for them because when you have a Democrat in the white house and you have a Democrat majority anywhere, like in the house or Senate statewide or national.

You know, it's really hard to pretend that you're the victim, you know, then it's just, you know, there's, there's not enough drama and I think we've given them the gift of finally being a victim again, they get to indulge with their therapists more, there's more material. We've done a great service

Speaker 37: for the therapy community.

I wish we had invested in therapy apps right before this election. Here's another great one. Going to have a conversation with my husband tonight. No sex until he's sterilized. I can't risk pregnancy and death for at least the next four years. I have two [00:22:00] daughters to take care of. Implying here that the daughters aren't his.

By the way, she doesn't seem to have two daughters.

Simone Collins: People seem to think pregnancy is deadly.

Speaker 37: Like, what's going on here? I don't know what age they're living in. And I love all of this when Trump is literally pro choice, literally said he would veto any abortion ban.

Speaker 39: Yeah.

Speaker 37: They're, they're living in fantasy world, but here's, here's another great one where I think throughout this, you see progressives turning on their own at a really high level.

So this really is saying, and I think that this is probably comedic. I. Don't think that this is real, but we'll see it because it reminds me of the Tendi scene. I'm so mad. My mom brought me a plate of cookies and I just smacked them out of her hands. She started crying. I don't know what came over me.

This is already taking such a toll on my mental health. I can't believe actual fascists are going to be president.

Simone Collins: Tendi's. Yeah, that's, that can't be, that can't be true. [00:23:00] I mean, and who brings cookies to their kid's room? I mean. They will make crumbs there

Speaker 37: somebody who's emasculating their child, I suppose.

I mean, not that these children have masculinity. Sorry. I should mean by the way, you're a great mother, Simone. I really just don't compliment you on that enough.

Speaker 39: Thanks for saying that.

Speaker 37: All right. So with this next one, I think this, this one really gets me. So we're going to do a collection of like random ones before we get back to theme.

Now, this is a meme where they say, If you don't understand why your gay friend is scared right now, then you don't have a gay friend. You simply happen to know a gay person. And I'm like I, and I think that this is true. Like somebody else posted, like, if you are surprised about the shift in the Latin American voting patterns of the United States, you don't actually have any Hispanic friends.

And I think that this is also true is the gay voting patterns. If you are surprised that gay people have turned against Democrats, 45 percent to like 38%, depending on what you're looking at. [00:24:00] And it's increasing every year. Well, I mean, real gay people, not like opt in LGBT identity people. I'm talking about like gay and lesbian women.

Simone Collins: Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 37: Because if you could just say, Oh, I'm non binary and, and now because you're dating me, like Fundie Fridays, right? Like they're a, a woman by any normal

Simone Collins: queer.

Speaker 37: But they always think they're queer because the guy identifies as not a guy even though he looks like a guy and he acts like a guy and he has a male role in their relationship and he has a penis but he identifies I don't

Simone Collins: think, I don't, he's not non binary is he?

That's

Speaker 37: why she considers herself gay.

Simone Collins: Oh.

Speaker 37: Or not gay, but queer. Queer. He considers herself queer because he's a they them, and she now is queer because she sleeps with a they them. And it shows you get this opt in sexual identity, which of course to the gay community is effing horrifying, because they've been fighting for their rights, and now anyone can just identify and take whatever they have fought for from them, right?

Like, it's horrifying. I [00:25:00] can understand why the gays are so antagonistic to this group. And I would not be surprised if by the next presidential election cycle, the majority of gay men are voting Republican.

Speaker 39: Yeah. Good for the Lincoln Republicans.

Speaker 37: We've been to their events at Mar a Lago. I love them. And yeah, and Trump, keep in mind, was the first presidential candidate who, when he was elected, supported gay marriage.

Obama didn't. Trump is the most pro actual, like, sane gay people. And the person who helped Trump win the cycle, and we're going to have a separate video on this, is the gay man who got the Amish vote out and literally won Trump Pennsylvania. It's not just Trump likes gay people. It's the gay people are helping Trump and to any Republicans who are still like, well, I don't know gay men where, f**k off.

Look, it, it, it may be sinful, but we all do sinful things. Okay. I [00:26:00] mean,

Simone Collins: you think non procreative sex is sinful. So

Speaker 37: yeah, all non procreative sex is sinful. You can go to our track series about that. Cause some people are like, Oh, the Bible justifies it here, here and here. And I'm like, well, not really. You have to take a pretty liberal reading of it for that.

But anyway, basically, just, you know, what the Bible actually says is anything you don't do for the glory of God is sinful. If you think getting yourself off is for the glory of God, fine. I just take a stricter interpretation of that than you do. But here's a great meme here where it's kids jumping into this like college machine and their creativity and intelligence is drained from them.

And now they're just like, you know, Angry Redditors, which I think is so true. Oh, and here's the welcome to Canada meme you love with all the fat blue haired women going to Canada. That's an amazing image. Canada for all the people who leave our country and go to yours over this election cycle. I think Canada is going to go far right by the way, in the near future.

Simone Collins: Hmm. Well, I've already been, I mean, I've watched a lot of [00:27:00] YouTube based response to the election outcome and already there are YouTubers that Who were talking about how they would move to Europe or Canada based on the election results not going their way, but now they're already backpedaling saying, I mean, I.

I might stay here. No one ever goes. I've never actually

Speaker 37: heard of someone who moved out. So Canada, by the way, I think Canada might be saved. Germany, Germany is effed. Like I actually, I wanted to have you do a tweet on this, but all the that come into our country illegally and that are just like non producing and you know, whatever.

I don't think we should send them back to their own countries. I think we need to deport them to germany because germany will be like, oh They'll feel like good people. They'll be like, oh, we're protecting all of these immigrants, you know Uh, the immigrants will get more social services than they'd even get here and we can eventually erase the german people which I think would be a net good for [00:28:00] humanity or sorry, I should say what's left of the german people

This is one thing where we had you know What was it? Jolly heretic come to our house. And he's like, we're going to have to censor some things from the documentary we're making, but you guys said about the German people because we have some choice words with the German people. I, and again, I don't think this is like an ethnic German thing.

I think that the Germans who left their country a long time ago, or who would leaving it today have a lot of good. I just think that their society was so poisoned. Okay. After World War II uh, that it has just become this woke menace, you know, shutting down nuclear reactors, listening to people like Greta Thunberg capitulating monoculture pushes on them.

If they can't fight back and they, they can't like, they don't even have close to a majority. It would be like if Massachusetts was a country. So why not just send the world's immigrants there to bleed them dry quicker? I'm sorry. Is that too mean?[00:29:00]

Speaker 39: I really, really like Germany. I love, I love the language. I, the people aren't very friendly. He colonized

Speaker 37: it after the people who replaced them failed to maintain , their food supplies and die out. Here's a really interesting map that I found as a meme, really powerful. This is a polymarket forecast on October 25th.

And this is the actual election results. And it's a meme of Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. And then somebody says, there's the same picture and they are the same picture. So why was poly market so accurate? This is actually a totally different thing that you might not know about.

There was like this random whale that nobody understood who is betting on poly market.

Speaker 39: Yes.

Speaker 37: We actually know what happened with that now. Okay. Tell me. It wasn't some Republican sympathizer. It was somebody who thought they could make a lot of money based on bad data. So I'll read an excerpt here.

As Theo celebrated the [00:30:00] returns on election night, he disclosed another piece of analysis behind a successful wager. In the email he told the journal that he had commissioned his own surveys to measure neighborhood effect , using a major pollster whom he declined to name. The results he wrote were quote unquote mind blowing for Trump.

Theo declined to share the surveys, saying his agreement with the pollster required him to keep the results private. But he argued that US pollsters should use the neighborhood message in future surveys to avoid embarrassing misses. Quote, public opinion would have been better prepared if the latest poll had measured the neighborhood effect, end quote, Theo said. Neighborhood polls that ask respondents which candidates they expect their neighbors to support. The idea is that people might not want to reveal their own preferences but will indirectly reveal them when asked to guess who their neighbors plan to vote for.

CEO cited a handful of publicly released polls conducted in September using the neighborhood method alongside the traditional method. These polls showed support with several percentage points lower than respondents When respondents were asked who their neighbors would vote for, compared [00:31:00] was the results that came from directly asking which candidate they supported.

So basically a French dude just had a thesis about how polls could be done better, ran it, and then. Saw an overwhelming majority and was like, I can make a few million pretty easy on this and he effing did.

Simone Collins: That is so cool. Aren't people amazing. I mean, most people are horrible, but then there are just some who are, you know, this dude, the, the guy who got PA for Trump and Caitlyn Jenner right now, they are.

They're awesome.

Speaker 37: I, I'm, I'm just really, really, really impressed with this guy. I'm like genuinely what a baller thing to do. And I hope he put some of this money to good look, good use. Even we had to just, maybe it was Elon acting under a disguise. No, it was nothing like that. And this shows why betting markets are so important to get alternate ideas out there.

The betting market was right about every single state. [00:32:00]

Speaker 39: Amazing.

Speaker 37: But now I want to talk quickly about a really dumb bet, ultra progressive price, which was a main. . So remember that person in the Olympics who identified as a woman, but like super man ish it. Yeah. Well, one of my favorite things that came out of this particular poll was a tweet by Caitlyn Jenner, which said, I haven't seen a man beat a woman this hard since the Olympics. So even like trans people are like, oh, this is ridiculous. But now a photo has come out of his dad who's like, oh, he's just a trans person. And we can see him as a kid.

being 100 percent a boy, identifying as a boy. We can see him at early interviews. I was going to do an episode on this. I'm gonna see if I can find that clip again, where he uses male pronouns for himself and he identifies as a male and he's X, Y, this isn't a person with a chromosomal disorder. This isn't a person with a developmental disorder.

This is just a generic trans individual. With, well, they may have had internal testes, we'll see, [00:33:00] but it seems like it may have just been a generic trans individual, but the left can't ever back down from anything. And we talk about how much they hate Men by the way, here's a great one. So somebody tweeted girls.

We lost margot Robbie has welcomed her first child a boy people reports and here are some of the comments under this Can't believe she became a boy mom tragedy Boy, mom is more of a mindset beyond being a mother of a boy, even though I would abort but it's simply not fair That a male gets to grow and say his mother is barbie Like, he's not going to appreciate that in the way a girl would.

It's such a waste. This is the person who played Barbie in the Barbie movie. By

Speaker 39: the way,

Speaker 37: people should check, check out our video on the Barbie movie and why it's actually super base because it is. But wow. That also, this implies

Simone Collins: that there are people who believe that if you, if you realize that you have a pregnancy with a boy,

You should [00:34:00] abort that.

Speaker 37: Look, you know 70 percent of gender choices in the United States was, was embryos that were of females? Oh, and here's another one. True, we aren't sure how she necessarily feels about being a mother of a boy. I would say she could try again for a girl, but I would never want to subject a little girl to an older brother.

Simone Collins: What? I, Oh my gosh. I, I, I can't

Speaker 37: really, by the way, enjoy all of the people in self care right now. They here's a tweet. A colleague of mine just shared an email from a major university public policy school, which is planning a quote unquote self care suite for students the day after the election featuring Legos, coloring, and milking cookies.

Simone Collins: Bill, because they're little children. Yeah. I'm not going to name him. But he was talking about as a professor when Trump won in 2016 he was seen as very odd for holding class the following day, the day following the election,

yeah, but he wouldn't care about you sharing that.[00:35:00]

No, I, he's very sensitive right now about what's published about him. So I think it's crazy that a university would just expect that all professors would naturally cancel their classes following an election that didn't have an outcome that would, it's bizarre to me. When

Speaker 37: you know, if anybody went to like a Trump, they would be, they would find it absurd that you would want a Trump lost mental health day.

Simone Collins: No, no, of course not. No, that would be a day of celebration. That would be a day of. You know, you have to have class so everyone can go and gloat together. But then he said

Speaker 37: at the end of the tweet, folks, he said that Funny Anymore is disturbing to treat adults like fragile children, and he is absolutely right.

Simone Collins: Yes.

Speaker 37: So here's a shift in voting, by the way, that I think you'd find pretty interesting in 2018, the women won this Democrats won this 33%. points for women, 19 points for men in 2020. So two years later, they won women in this age demographic, 32 points, men, 15 points. So a lot less in 2022, it was [00:36:00] moved pretty far. Again, women, they run 21 points.

Men, they run one points in this election cycle. Women, they won by 18 points. Men, they lost by 14 points. So, it's both men and women that are moving right.

Simone Collins: Wow, that's representative of what I saw on that college campus. How refreshing.

Speaker 37: How cool is that? And what I think we're going to continue to see this in America, Democrats have lost permanently because they're not having kids and they relied on parasitizing healthy cultural groups for their children and it's not working anymore.

Here's a fun one from CBN, which is report their spells against Trump. Aren't working. He has a shield. And this is where I'll post the Shinzo Abe mean Shinzo Abe got us this election. He protected Trump from the witches. And I know he did in my heart of hearts and my belief of beliefs. I know he did. Now we're going to talk about the suicide claims because this has been a [00:37:00] major thing.

If Trump wins, I'll commit suicide. And I think it's really effed up that it shows that they think that they'll be lauded for this position or it's become so normalized within their worldview. Well, that's a trope for abusive girlfriends and boyfriends. That is what's abusive. That is what abusive.

Yeah. If you don't do what I tell you to, I'll commit suicide.

Simone Collins: Yeah.

Speaker 37: That's really what they're doing to the country. And they don't realize that we don't,

Simone Collins: well, they don't realize that we, we see right through it and we see right through it as an abusive tactic of someone who is exploitative and manipulative.

And Machiavellian.

Speaker 37: But let's look at our suicide watch. Okay. So here's some posts recently considering suicide of Trump wins the election or a rebellion. I'm trans. I need a good reason to not kill myself. If Trump wins, if Trump wins, I might not make it past this year. Trump wins. I will most likely actually attempt to kill myself.

The idea that Trump wins the elections and the suicide, if Trump wins the election, I might kill [00:38:00] myself. The world is hell is. No longer if, but when, why can't someone try to shoot me dead? Like Trump politics are probably going to kill me anyways. So why wait? And so these individuals, right.

A and we'll go into more of this. Like clearly they think that this is one going to be persuasive to other individuals or it's like an appropriate reaction to a candidate who 50 over 50 percent because he won the popular vote over 50 percent of the country supports is worth the 50 percent of Americans need to be disenfranchised for you to continue living.

That is so f'ed up. You're like, I just will not live in a world where I, the minority, am able to impose my will on the majority of people. It's dark. Here's another fun one by Zero HP Lovecraft. Liberal women are already fantasizing about how they'll be, quote unquote, reduced to breeding machines under the glorious Trump Reich.

This seems like a fetish. They're into this. [00:39:00] No, no, it's a fetish. Let's go. Let's go for this fetish. They go, I mean. Trump is very likely to win right now. I can't kill myself because of the bunnies. I can't leave the country. I've looked through Canada's immigration pathways and I don't meet any of the requirements.

I don't think there's many airlines that would let me take my rabbits overseas. I don't know what to do. I might wake up tomorrow to no rights

Speaker 40: reduced to a berating machine. I don't know what to do. Like, to think these women are like, Oh, don't take me to the breeding pens. I don't want to be forcibly bred.

Well, she's too lazy to

Simone Collins: do her due diligence. You know, Catherine Zarella, the fashion writer, she flies with her bunnies, her posh bunnies. Like, this is ridiculous. She's just making up

Speaker 37: excuses. She's too lazy to leave the country. And I'll put Ayla's, we're going to do another episode with Ayla's [00:40:00] polls here, but women actually disproportionately, if you're looking at women and men and the things they masturbate to and by the way, people can be like, Oh no, these, these polls are effed up because the women who masturbate are weird and the women who don't are normal, except Actually, when you include like narrative, erotic material, like romance things and fan fictions and stuff like that, women, difference in men is only about like 8%.

But anyway, the point being here is that women hugely disproportionately prefer scenarios in which they are forcibly bred, in which they have or are otherwise disempowered. This is Definitely a fantasy for a subsection of girls and we argue in some of our other stuff for girls who sleep around more because their brain from an evolutionary perspective the only reason you'd be sleeping with like I don't know, like 10 different guys a year is if you were basically being passed around because your tribe had been raided and you had been captured.

This isn't going to happen in most like scenarios in which, you know, you have a guy who's dedicated [00:41:00] to you and the kids because of the increasing number of kids you have. And so these women are optimized for this. And I, I actually think that this is kind of a sex thing.

Simone Collins: Well, and also just the fact that either when they're, protesting anti abortion policies or they're protesting pronatalist policies, women just jump at the chance to dress up in Handmaid's Tale cosplay. They just, they want, they want to play that fantasy. I swear to you. And they can't, they can't just literally

Speaker 37: play the game.

Oh, I hope a Republican strong man doesn't come and take me to the breeding pen.

Speaker 39: Yeah, it's

Simone Collins: they want it. They want it so fricking bad. And I wouldn't say that if I didn't vehemently believe that that was the case, but I read. D*****s romance novels. I know what women are into and that is, it's, is our house, the breeding pens.

It's so funny. Cause people accused us of [00:42:00] that all the time. And yet none of our children were produced with sex.

Speaker 37: This is the thing that always gets me when people are like, don't you want to ban porn to increase the number of kids? And it's like, people who have kids accidentally because they didn't have porn is not who we're trying to get to have more kids. It's people who want their culture and cultural identity and they, they care about their children to exist in the future.

I want people to have kids for kids, not because they couldn't find porn on a particular day. But anyway, keep going. Here's one on the trans thing. Okay. The transsexual lesbian. Okay. So a man who likes women, a transsexual lesbian.

Speaker 39: Okay. Okay.

Speaker 37: If he buys a gun, I'm suggesting you do too. Protect yourselves, my sisters.

And by the way, you should watch our episode on the pandemic of trans and gender nonconforming mass shooters, because there's been a huge, there are more trans mass shooters. I think it was in the past six years. Then there have been female mass shooters since the [00:43:00] 1980s. But anyway, somebody goes in, I can't afford a gun and have been far too suicidal for it to be safe for me to own one.

And then another goes, no, if I have a gun, I'm going to blow my brains out. You gun people need to understand. And a lot of people are like, oh, most guns are going to be owned by leftists in the future. And it's like, no, but whatever. And this one right wing cope, which was a. Twitter account made to make fun of right people, and this had 3.

5 million views by the way, said, this is unironically worse than 9 11. Unironically? Unironically, yes. This is one that I'm pretty sure is fake because it was deleted from Suicide Watch, but I think it's pretty funny. Farewell Reddit, and farewell to my wife and her boyfriend.

Speaker 39: That's a funny joke.

Speaker 37: Here I'm doing a little meme that says, it's the fairy godmother and she says, remember no matter [00:44:00] how much you cry like a little b***h, Trump will still be your president. And here's one on Elon Musk. My God, you people who want to s**t on Elon Musk. He's so based. I'm so excited for doge.

Simone Collins: I'm so excited for doge. It's going to happen. It better happen. If that promise is broken, you mean the government of efficiency, the department of government, government efficiency. Doge. But

Speaker 37: anyway, look, here's a great tweet by Elon, right? So, Thierry Breton did this long email, it was like a formal letter to Elon Musk, and it said, With great audience comes great responsibility, hashtag DSA, as there is a risk of amplification of potentially harmful content in a European flag.

In connection with the events, with major audience around the world, I sent this letter to Elon Musk. It was basically this letter begging Elon Musk to be more [00:45:00] of a b***h. And Elon Musk tweets, To be honest, I really wanted to respond with this Tropic Thunder meme, but I would never do something so rude and irresponsible.

And the Tropic Thunder meme is, Take a big step back and literally f**k your own face.

Speaker 40: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh,

Speaker 39: these are the leaders that we both need and deserve.

Speaker 37: This is the mandate I'm here for. Here's, here's the type of thing I would say, like, If I did know Elon, I would say he is one of the most fun people you could spend time with.

He's a great guy, and I am so frustrated by this drive to just s**t on anyone who's achieved anything with their lives. Look at what he's saying, look at what he's [00:46:00] doing, and don't believe the people who build their entire lives on pulling down people who have done more than them. But anyway to go further here's a great meme of Trump as the rising sun over a flower a field of screaming progressive flowers, which I absolutely love.

Here's another one here, dehumanizing the alternate. It's a woman. PhD. She has this in her name card on Twitter. She says there's a reason why educated people vote blue. What we're seeing is the uneducated population of America holding the rest of the country hostage. This is why there's such a push to weaken education, ban books and outlaw the teaching of black history by the Republican party.

And I'm like, didn't you guys ban effing? What was it? Dr. Seuss, we banned like literal pornography you were giving to children about like how to give b******s to guys. Like, yeah, I can see watch our banned books video on this because we go over the actual reality of banned books, but yeah, oh, [00:47:00] here's a fun one here.

It's a duck. Chasing a guy, or not a duck, a goose, because goose are the ones who chase people. Then it goes, if he's Hitler, why didn't he do Hitler things in his first term? And they're running away, dropping their hat, and he goes, Why didn't he do Hitler things before? And I think this is really why they lost, is because they went with this Hitler narrative, and everyone's like, But you know, he's been president before.

We know what he does and we saw what your guy did. Look at our video on how the economy fared under the two things. Here's a post, Redditors be coping. So that on Reddit, it says, this doesn't matter. Raskins has said he will not certify and Kamala is the VP. So she has the power to as well. Trump gets sentenced within two weeks.

He will be in jail. And no matter how many fascist idiots in this country vote for Trump, Kamala will be president when all is said is done. And no matter the results of the election. So this is an individual who is planning how to just ignore the election and stay in power. [00:48:00] That's kind of horrifying that Dems are at that position.

They just think that they have a right to govern no matter what. Here's a an article in a major magazine that said, relax, a Trump comeback in 2024 is not going to happen. We've seen this president's type before. They always fade away. So again, just lying here, right? And this one I thought was uniquely telling.

So this is the individual who says, Tonight is the death of my empathy as a white male fighting oppression my whole adult life and keep in mind how much they just ignored anyone who is not white and is like, sorry, I'm not about this. I think this is the death of my empathy. How can I care about school shootings when the youth showed up to vote against gun control?

How can I care about cops killing black people when black people showed up to vote for the cops? Kamala Harris said she was top cop, by the way, and kept black people in prison, even when she knew they should have been released and used them for labor. Even when I would have been cheaper to just pay them, even when the Supreme Court said this is inhospitable,

but anyway, [00:49:00] how can I care about young girls being denied healthcare for pregnancy gone wrong when her own mother voted against her rights? How can I care about immigrants in cages when Hispanics voted for mass deportations? How can I care about genocide when Muslims voted for Zionists? How can I care about the Jewish people when they vote for fascists?

No one is coming for me. They never were. I was fighting for you, but f**k, I guess I won't bother anymore. And this is an R self. By the way, this is a fun one, I think, with the joke. I didn't think he'd win. My pussy is so soaked. My rights are so in danger. I can't stop f*****g rubbing. Lost to Superior Magga

Speaker 40: Cogs.

Simone Collins: Oh, my goodness. It's we've, this timeline is so much better. So much better than if Kamala won. And honestly, it's better for the progressives who want to be victims and who want to be, [00:50:00] to feel so persecuted and have their little, Fetishes about being bred all like everyone gets their thing.

Speaker 37: I mean, can we breed like a few progressives?

Simone Collins: No, because no, you I mean, we tried, we wanted, we wanted pronatalism to be for everyone. We didn't want it to be a partisan issue. They repeatedly threw us under the bus. The, the, the hate mail, the, the accusations that, and then keying our car, like I'm done. Like Bye, guys. Thanks.

Speaker 37: But, here's what I'd say.

If you are an unmarried, non urban monoculture woman, and you'd like the breeding pens, Okay? We can set up this fantasy for you. You let us know. I am, I am sure we can make this, this, this particular fantasy work. I love your face right there.

Simone, you don't, you don't want to set up the breeding pens outside our house?

Simone Collins: The thing [00:51:00] is, I honestly bet it. That a lot of people, if this were like a clear thing, many, many, many, many women would sign up just to like go to some farm where they would get pregnant and have kids and just sit around and do that, really.

Speaker 37: You're actually right. I think and even by the data and we'll be doing another episode on this in the future. Like you're like, like by the data. Correct. Okay. And that's really f ed up. That's the reality we live in.

Simone Collins: It's gross. It's not my fetish. It's not my fetish. I, I, I don't know what to say. Like.

But, to each their own. You know, as we write in the Pregnantist Guide to Sexuality, you don't get to choose what your arousal pathways are. I, I shouldn't judge. I, I may think it's gross, but that doesn't mean they're immoral.

Speaker 37: Yeah, there's weird things [00:52:00] you're into.

Simone Collins: Yes, there are.

Speaker 37: Yes, there are.

Simone Collins: Yeah.

Speaker 40: Hmm.

Speaker 37: One thing I think that is uniquely damning of progressives is that whenever they see us, they're like, Oh, they're subjecting us to their weird breeding fetish. It's like, it's so weird that they think the only reason you'd have kids is because of a fetish.

Simone Collins: Yeah. Yes. Oh, that is so creepy. Yeah. Hmm. I don't like that.

I, cause then, then, yes, sorry. I just have, there's so many things that are wrong with that. Okay.

Speaker 37: Okay. Well, I love you to decimum. I love you too. I am so glad for where we are as a country right now. God bless

Simone Collins: America. Huge thanks to everyone who got Now the

Speaker 37: core thing is that the Trump administration does not allow themselves to be staffed with legacy GOP because they are antagonistic to Trump and his agenda.

We have seen this. You need [00:53:00] to stay away from these people. They will sabotage you and your administration. They will. They just want the deep state to be a slut with red food dye.

Simone Collins: That is what scared us. Yeah, that we met. We met GOP Inc operatives this year who basically said, no, we like the deep state. We just want it to be run by our people.

And that is not what the new right is about at all. So I'm not going

Speaker 37: to say who it was who said that, but they were someone who I know actually has a in to staffing the Republican administration. I would say to. Not heritage foundation, by the way heritage foundation has actually been really cool.

They've been one of the, the, the most like willing to reform their ideas as soon as they've realized a new right existed, whereas other orgs have been much more dangerous.

Simone Collins: Yeah, I've met at heritage, honestly, extremely intelligent, extremely competent, extremely open minded and the way that they've been framed in the media by [00:54:00] progressives, like even their, their policies around abortion and stuff are not what they're being framed as.

So. I'm actually a heritage stand now. I'm a heritage stand. I won't say who I'm against because we may need to work with them. But what I will say is that anyone who is in any way tied to the administration right now, please, please, please give us connections. We have connections already that we're going to be pulling on, but we want to

help.

We

Speaker 37: want to help.

We'll be announcing this to our board. Well, today. And but they already know this is just like the formal announcement. But I want to work in a Trump administration and I want to see Trump's actual agenda carried out with efficacy and ruthlessness because it needs to be for this country to survive.

Simone Collins: Yeah. Trump was elected. Now we need to get, we need to get it done. The fall of. Simone.

Speaker 37: Graduate degree from Cambridge in technology policy. Me, Stanford MBA. Both of us [00:55:00] have run large things before, both of us have written five bestselling books. We are qualified by any stretch of the imagination. Let us know.

And we're going to be relentless

Simone Collins: and hardworking and, and we have a good network. We can make referrals. We can do all sorts of exactly. But yeah, I love you and I love America.

Speaker 37: I love America too.

Simone Collins: Yeah, no, I saw the, I mean, there were some that were repeated, but the one that takes the cake for me is the, the fat women with blue hair standing at the Canada border. That was everything for me. Oh, okay. Sorry. Let me hold her before we get started. I thought she'd be fine whirling around in her crib, but I

Speaker 37: mean, the one that really gets me was the one that Donald Trump jr sent out earlier, which is Hamas calls for immediate into war after, after Trump election win.

And then somebody says. [00:56:00] When Hamas, Ukraine and Russia all start asking about peace talks within 48 hours, dad's home, don't make him take the belt off. How is this not newsworthy? And then somebody under that commented, women are declaring celibacy, which means fewer abortions. He's already changing the world.

Gosh. Or the one that you and I thought was the best was Caitlyn Jenner tweeting I haven't seen a man beat a woman this bad since the olympics and for those who don't know Caitlyn Jenner is a trans woman Everybody who's like broadly sane knows how insane this trans people in sports thing is like it is not No, no decent human being like genuinely no decent human being who at all cares about the well being of women is for this

Simone Collins: Even trans women, to be quite honest.

Yeah, even

Speaker 37: trans women. They're like, yeah, this is being ridiculous. Why are Well, if you

Simone Collins: want trans women to be broadly [00:57:00] accepted, don't make bad actors the ones who sort of ruin the fun for other people, you know?

Speaker 37: Well, and, and, and this election was likely, and we'll have a separate episode on this, maybe single handedly won by one gay man.

Specifically Scott Pressler's efforts. But we will go over that different in a, in a different episode. But the point being is that the, the, the Trumpist party and the Trump is iteration of Republicans and the new Republicans are not in any way anti gay, we are anti creeps who want to sleep with children and who want to convince children to do, we

Simone Collins: are against creeps.

Who want to sleep with children you need to reword that because it sounds like you're saying that you're anti creeps And you also want to sleep with children

Speaker 37: And well people can word that however, they want.

Speaker 46: How much more should we cut? [00:58:00] A hundred hairs?

Speaker 47: Are you sure, buddy? I don't know. I feel like we, we trimmed most of it. We look pretty good today. It's not perfect, but, you know, you're neat and tidy now. What do you think? I think I look like a five footed. I think you look dapper. Don't you think you look dapper? Yeah. Like a gentleman? Yeah. Good. Alright, high five, buddy.

Speaker 49: Yeah.