A Strange Spectacle in the Seas

Four captains took a detour to the volcanic island of stromboli. They saw two figures running through the trees and undergrowth, one seemingly chasing the other. The foremost man looks like my next door neighbor, says captain barnaby. And yes, the old neighbor's name was boody. Captain barnaby then told his wife that her husband had run straight into hell. She sued him for slander but he won by an incredible margin. Historians have been trying to track down this amazing story ever since.