Dilbert: If I get a job for you How would you like to watch Twitter all day and then write memos about stuff you don't like? That's pretty much you described my entire entertainment day Looking at Twitter and bitching about shit. Oh, no more Hey, how about I make that your job? Wait, am I hearing this right? It's gonna be my job To ship post about Twitter except it's even gonna be better than tweeting what I don't likeI can go directly to Twitter management and tell them to get rid of it. Seriously, and that's my job. You're also gonna give me money for this Yes, yes, we're gonna pay you