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How to Slow Dance to Every Rose Has Its Thorn
If you went to junior high anytime between the fall of 1992 and now I am 200% certain you slow danced or wanted to slow dance while this guy informed you that he was here for you. This shit is eight minutes long, but it's timeless. At this point in the song, you still got a minute left, lovebirds to awkwardly sway back and forth and conceal from your dancing partner the fact that most likely you are sweating. Girl, please don't let me make any more jokes about the bass guy from Boys Demand.