When I Sleep in Bed With a Guy, I Will Wake Up as I'm Farting

"I don't understand why i'm like waking up right as a fart slips. Like, i'm not kitting you all." "It's happened like three times. Ok d, i mean, i don't care any more. I'm over it," he says. 'My question is, do they know that this is happening? My question is, ike, i come to consciousness literally at the exact same time as i'm farting'