How to Become an American

The first year of me being in the us, i had almost no contact wth with people. And then i got my social security car, but i didn't know how fortunate that was. I became a messenger, ok? And i was a bike messenger, so i was hanging out with a bunch of a sort of marginal folks. They were at the margins of society, not making a lot of money and in and out of this job. So i eased into becoming an american. Within one year, and i very proudly sent back to moscow a report that i am now dreaming in english. You know, i got away with my residual accent, because i explained that having grown