I've Run a Scratch. I'm Just Spit On. I Can Subtly...

I'm just salivating in this chat. It is actually the worst thing in the world when you're talking to someone and you by actually spit on them. A guy once came into... When I was writing my show, there were people who were like... There was a moment where we were looking for co-writers and someone came into a play to do it. And he just snotted all over his t-shirt. Just like thick, like flim came out of his nose. But like really hard flim. You know when you just get like a crisp of bogey that comes out of your nose? It just like landed on his top. Everyone just looked at it for