The Glossy Box

It has to be sexual. How is that? You get into clues. And what if they're not shiny? Mine is. Scott, how's yours? It breaks after about two years. Have you ever heard of planned obsolescence? This fucking sound. Yeah, I have. Is it your phone? Your cell phone? No. How’s yours? It's black and not the sex. White and red all over. The size of red box but not the height. Opens and shuts. Come on. From shiny. Don't you know this? It's so obvious.