Comany Beaver Comes Through for You

An elderly man in phoenix calls his son and says, i have to tell you that your mother and i are divorcing. The son screams, we can't stand the sight of each other any longer. And hangs up frantically. You know what? If a beaver told me that story, it would be really funny. I don't have an artistrite author's name for who wrote this, but the funny beaver has it, so it must be theirs. Comany beaver came through for you absolutely. But everyone, please crash, please don't ash this.