Are You a Train Conductor?

This is my good friend Bruno. Are you mate tag man? No, these epilets are only for experienced airline pilots. Bruno is a pilot in training. He's done two flying hours and I am one of the most experienced airline pilots of all time and a war ace. Did you say he had two flying hours? Wow, that's a proud one. Well, I want to hear more about Bruno. Yeah, I might look 25 years old but I'm actually 95. Oh, well then we better get started quick. Could you run and get us a couple Shirley Temple? No, I'm not going to leave. Don't be mistaken. Bruno was, he's been charged