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The Brilliant Idiots

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How to Tell if a Homeless Dude Is Willing to Pee in Public

I look at guys' dicks if they have their dick on the street. I've never seen a small dick pee in public. Why do homeless dudes have such pee-pneas? That is a phenomenon that nobody's discussing. If you're going to jerk off publicly, go buy a place where beautiful women are going to go up. It was so big that I ate Dollar Pizza for like a week thinking that shit would help my penis. Caitlyn Clark will bust your ass though. You don't know who Leah Boston is. She'll take you down with an actual one-on-one game of basketball.

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